CHORUS
listen up to the news of the hour
jdawg and mikey are hatin' on howard
actin' all tough, thinkin' they got the power
but inside of every bully is a coward

VERSE
mikey lies to us all and calls himself a journalist
of course it's a lie, a title he ain't deservin' it
he's sabotagin' deals and spreadin' lots of rumors
behavin' like your everyday coward and loser

but speakin' of cowards, speakin' of losers
let me tell you about a guy who's dissin' all the truthers
his name is jdawg and he's mocked the truth
my what strange thing to do for a blog guru

RAP
but while mikey grew up to be a liar
jdawg dissed his dream of being a firefighter
but that's a good thing to me, cause it just wasn't meant to be
'cause jdawg just ain't good enough to be FDNY, you see
'cause new york firefighters know the truthers haven't lied
after all it's the truthers who cry 'cause firefighters died
like the day the government made the firefighters die
you know what i'm talkin' 'bout, the 9/11 lie
but jdawg just disses that, calls it a kook theory
but what does jdawg know? his dumb ass believes in mahalo!
hahaha, low blow, i know, but when you diss the truth that's where i have to go
so listen to me both you cowards quit dissing howard
and so long as you diss the truth so you're just amateurs with no power