Well in general I don't talk about Kid Mercury to the vast majority of my friends and family, because most of them don't understand or appreciate kook stuff, and since I stopped being a live musician there was not much of need to talk about it. But some of you have found this.

This is for those people.

Remember that I try to write as though no one is reading, I think that produces the most interesting content that will help me become more influential as well. So don't be offended by anything here, it is more like me talking to myself rather than talking to you. You of all people should know this as you actually know me know me, and so you know I'm a cool and good person with a rational mind. And realistically speaking, I'm probably one of the best friends you have. Like I'm a real friend, like when all hell breaks loose I'm there. I bought a year's worth of storable food not because I think I will need that much but because I know for sure your dumb ass doesn't have anything and since I'm a real friend I'll help your dumb ass out (although you can be sure that when we're sitting in my apartment with the doors barricaded while people are rioting because there's no food I will first make fun of you for doubting me before I cook a nice meal of rations for you....and you know I got the good stuff that's actually better for you than the crap you get at the grocery store, it'll be like an upgrade for your dumb ass).

So, to the people from my personal life that have found this blog, please bear that in mind when you read this. So don't try and get all offended and then guilt trip me for it, that will definitely not work I will just toss it back at you and call you a dumb ass. Damn.

Since this post is for my friends and family, here is probably my favorite song about friendship: "You've Got a Friend" by Carole King.