No one wants to be friends with a
conspiracy theorist
When we tell the truth they say "man,
I don't believe this"
Even though we do the work
Of krishna allah and jesus
They just hate us and call us
Conspiracy theorists

But why oh why
Won't they believe us?
It makes me cry
The way that they treat us
But we won't be shy
'Cause the truth makes us fearless
So we are proud to be conspiracy theorists

So to my brothers and sisters who be droppin' the truth
Stand tall stay strong we got nothing to lose
'Cause while most of the people don't believe us
It don't change the fact that the future needs us
So don't be down, turn you frown around, go all around town and
show the truth in the theory, just say it real clearly:
"No matter how much you doubt me I'll serve the truth
proudly"