tristan, tristan, tristan prettyman
i heard that you, like to go surfing
but tristan did you know
the government's got mother nature hurtin'

tristan, tristan, tristan prettyman
have you heard of ben, ben livingston
he's a government guy who likes to mention
that the government's got weather weapons

so fans of tristan let me hear you say
no to weather weapons today
'cause tristan wants to go surf in the ocean
but weather weapons can ruin that notion
'cause they can be used to ruin the ocean

now tristan i'm sure this sounds crazy to you
i'm sure that i sound like one crazy dude
but i swear to god everything i say is true
'cause really it ain't even me sayin' it to you
'its government guys like livingston and stubblebine
talking about how weather weapons can ruin our lives
but funny enough the government and media just lie and deny
no they never ever mention those dangerous weather weapons
and how they can be used to engineer things like katrina
and how they can be used to create a pretext for FEMA
and worst of all how if you mention it no one will ever believe ya

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