there's a place half the world away
where i can slide away, fade away
where i step out and go let it out
where i stop crying my heart out

well that place used to be glastonbury
until it got ruined by jay-z
but i don't care 'cause jay-z's crazy
'cause only a fool disses definitely maybe

so jay-z you just need to go home
and let king noel take the throne
'cause while we don't look back in anger
we can't let glasto lower its standard

but okay in case you don't hear what i say
let me play it your way and rap it, okay?
look at the end of the day you're just a yellow fella
acting all tough and calling yourself rockefeller
but do you even got a clue about david rockefeller?
he's the biggest arms seller, the biggest drug seller,
the biggest lie teller, a criminal bank teller
oh what a disgrace he is! what a disgrace your name is!
so quit dissin' oasis just 'cause noel knows what good taste is
instead just go home, fix your tone, and let liam, andy, gem, and noel
show you how to dig out your soul

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